Did it hurt? When you fell from someone’s butt into the toilet water.
YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
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Konichiwa!
When you get an A on a paper you did the night before it was due.
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What if I bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who pisses me off with the cactus.
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(via awesomephilia)
(via awesomephilia)
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The feeling you get after you turn all the lights off in your house.
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I have no idea what’s going on like 90% of the time…
You think cocaine is addictive? Have you heard of tumblr?
You know what is more addicting than tumblr?
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I’m gonna make a blog called
Real Nigga Problems
And there aren’t gonna be any posts
Because real niggas don’t have problems
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